"People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts."
"We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear."
"Oh God, Will, let me break it down for you. High school's a dry run for the rest of your life. Not everyone can be champions; not everyone should be champions. The world needs fry cooks; bus drivers..."
"You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else."
"You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered -- and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin."
"You don't deserve the power of Madonna. Simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate."
"You know what, I checked out of our conversation about a minute back, so good luck with your troubles, and I'm gonna make it a habit not to stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time."
“I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror"
"I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.”
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